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Hickphonics Sunday, Dec. 23, 2001 - 2:56 PM Atlanta School Board "Hickphonics," is a language to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary: HEIDI -- noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
BARD -- verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
JAWJUH -- noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta.
MUNTS -- noun. A calendar division.
IGNERT -- adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
RANCH -- noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
ALL -- noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
FAR -- noun. A conflagration.
BAHS -- noun. A supervisor.
TAR -- noun. A rubber wheel.
TIRE -- noun. A tall monument.
RETARD -- Verb. To stop working.
TARRED -- adverb. Exhausted.
FAT -- noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat. ARE -- pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.
RATS -- noun. Entitled power or privilege.
FARN -- adjective. Not local.
DID -- adjective. Not alive.
EAR -- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
BOB WAR -- noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
JEW HERE -- Noun and verb contraction.
HAZE -- a contraction.
SEED -- verb, past tense. VIEW -- contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?" HEAVY DEW -- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?" GUMMIT -- noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert." Courtesy Of: Tayrific
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